Sunday, June 10, 2012

Bitches be trippin'

Ever know someone who seems to be more in love with themselves than anyone else? I know we all have a friend or..5 that constantly post pictures of themselves? I have a friend that would post 5 pics at a time all making a slightly different face than the previous one? I don't get it. Or how about the friends that post statuses that convey how much of an asshole they truly are? Like "Today, I was told how hot I am" Who gives a fuck? We all know you're good looking. Quit harping on it. We get it. You think you're awesome. Whoopty fucking doo. Get over yourself. I hate people that use social media as a platform to show off. All this sort of behavior shows me is that they're so unsure of themselves that they need to put themselves 'out there' for their supposed friends to 'like' and comment on all their pics and lame statuses. I know, I may sound like a hater. But come on man. I can't be the only one who knows someone like this. I'm all for confident people. As long as you display your confidence with grace and tact. It's the Snooki like people I cannot stand. The HEY LOOK AT ME's of this world make me want to punch kittens in their faces. Being a loudmouth attention whore will get a person absolutely nowhere with me. If anything it drives me further away. Ya know the one loud ass drunk broad at the bar who's always raising her arms and shouting "Wooooooo" every 5 minutes? I want to kick her in her baby maker to prevent her from bringing anymore assholes into this world...


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  2. I have a "friend" whose FB statuses revolve around her fabulosity daily. She's also a drunk& not very fabulous at all.

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  3. LMAO to both of you! Ohhh, Jovi. I forget how funny your rants are. Quick status updates do not do you justice, my dear <3

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  4. LOL, I have a few online friends like this. When I get tired of it, I just don't go to Twitter, Facebook or wherever the shenanigans are. Offline... you can't just click [x] to ignore someone so I choose not to hang out with people like this. That would drive me crazy.

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  5. Oh Yes! I have plenty of those on my facebook pages. Annoying! Also hate those who have to post 40340232343 statuses every 2.5555 milisecond of the day.

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